Is it just me, or do I experience the lack of such topics? Or ANY kind...?
Oh and Panth, man that makes it look like you are worried about your "size" when I read that post =P
Pretty much every guy does worry, well, except the record-breakers

And yes, size does matter, but not much. The differenc in the size isn't that big... Isn't the width that matters?

TJ Kat and Shardae speak the truth.
Nice guys are more subtle, not that brave and don't want to show off, which, to extent, shows one's confidence.
I speak from experience.
If you want to be a specialist at hooking up chicks, then I advise: STUDY IT! Garb a book from the "Popular Psichology" corner, read it, start studying conversations, how to extrapolate, converse, yap non-stop about gossip, etc. Look at what do girls apreciate most, stuff like that.
That will make you a guru of such art.
1) Are all girls really b!7ches, or is it just me?
Not all. The masses are 817c+35, try finding a girl who is less dependent on the masses. That might help, although you'll have to wash dishes quite frequently

And what makes a girl a cupcake?
Ugh, can you say desperate?
No, I say pretty smart and laid-back optimist.