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« on: March 23, 2004, 08:13:31 PM »
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I have a couple questions, that would best be answered by a girl. Since I'm not really on speaking terms with any girls that I am ocationally around, I thought I'd ask here. Now, to the other forumers, this is not a topic for arguments. These are serious questions. Here they are:

1) Are all girls really b!7ches, or is it just me?
2) Why do girls always go after guys that are going to mistreat them, and just be all around a-holes?

I really wanna know.
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« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2004, 08:35:53 PM »
well SM....you could be a b-itch too if you like. as for all girls being b-itches...we all have our moments...some more constant then others.

now for the second question..b/c those guys are usually the "bad boys" and bad boys are a very great appeal to women, I know I'd fall for a bad boy any day, but as for dating him...I'd sooner tell him to kiss my ass then date him. Girls want to be protected and sometimes the only way to feel protected is to be with a guy who treats ppl badly..including them....

anything else?

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« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2004, 08:44:22 PM »
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well SM....you could be a b-itch too if you like.

I'm serioously considering it. I'm naturally a nice guy. But, since that doesn't seem to be a quality that anyone appreciates, I'm making an effort to become a jerk...

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sometimes the only way to feel protected is to be with a guy who treats ppl badly..including them....

I was tempted to haunt this b!tch that tottaly screwed with me, but my parents freaked out at the thought. Though, I guess evilness probably isn't to appealing to most either...

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anything else?

Not at present, I don't think.
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« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2004, 08:51:49 PM »
*pats you on the head*

ok i'll be around if you need more answers

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« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2004, 08:56:18 PM »
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1) Are all girls really b!7ches, or is it just me?


Everybody is partially a b!7ch.... some more than others.  But I know some very nice girls that I have never seen act like b!7ches, so the answer to your question is no.

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2) Why do girls always go after guys that are going to mistreat them, and just be all around a-holes?


Always?  Thats kind of stereotypical, it depends on the person.
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« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2004, 09:03:03 PM »
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*pats you on the head*
ok i'll be around if you need more answers

Thanx. You seem kooler than alot, I hope you actually do stick around.

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Everybody is partially a b!7ch.... some more than others.  But I know some very nice girls that I have never seen act like b!7ches, so the answer to your question is no.

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Always?  Thats kind of stereotypical, it depends on the person.

Kind of, perhaps, but it's basically a proven fact.
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« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2004, 09:04:31 PM »
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Always?  Thats kind of stereotypical, it depends on the person.

Kind of, perhaps, but it's basically a proven fact.
 


Since when?
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« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2004, 09:13:19 PM »
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Since when?

Since... I don't know!
But really, find some really nice girl. Chances are, if she isn't currently, she's probably either been with a jerk, or will be in the future. Although, I suppose this could go back to my other point, that of most guys are jerks. But that spawns another debate all of it's own. In which I used to defend women. Now, I'm not so sure I'd defend anyone...
Perhaps I am destined to sit in the dark, by myself, for the remainder of my days...
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« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2004, 09:32:56 PM »
DSM, your first question is a bit strange 'cause it's like asking girls if they're bitches or not.

It's like me asking you if you're a bastard or not, you would be biased in your answer.....
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« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2004, 09:49:50 PM »
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DSM, your first question is a bit strange 'cause it's like asking girls if they're bitches or not.
It's like me asking you if you're a petunia or not, you would be biased in your answer.....

Actually, it's like you asking me if guys in general are... those. To which, I would reply: "yes".
But, the second was the main question that can really only be answered by a girl.
Also, Shardae, two more questions, more of a personal nature:

1) How is your name pronaunced? At present, I'm thinking shar (a, as in arm) day.
2) Just so I know more of who I'm talking to, how old are you? (I know that's a taboo question to ask a female, but, meh. :tongue:)
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« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2004, 09:59:57 PM »
Are you a girl frog?

Then I suggest you not intrude on the question.

And I myself have a question...

It's a little... akward...

Does *ahem* size matter? or are you to young to really answer...
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« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2004, 10:19:38 PM »
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Does *ahem* size matter? or are you to young to really answer...

Panther... you dog, er, cat... :tongue:
You'll scare her away.  :mrgreen:
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« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2004, 11:06:16 PM »
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Does *ahem* size matter? or are you to young to really answer...

Panther... you dog, er, cat... :tongue:
You'll scare her away.  :mrgreen:
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« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2004, 11:15:38 PM »
though i'm not female, i recently read a thread like this on another forum heavily populated by females, so i'll pass along what they said.

women like confident men. men that treat women like crap (bad boys) tend to act confidently, hence the attraction. nice guys usually (not always) tend to act more subdued and passive. so, the solution is not to become an ass, but rather, be more confident and assertive. that way, you can continue being a nice guy, and still get the girl...

anyway, that's a summary of what FEMALES said, so don't tell me i'm full of crap, and don't know anything cuz i'm a guy...
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« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2004, 11:59:02 PM »
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she's probably either been with a jerk, or will be in the future.


Everyone is a jerk at some point in their life, and I know LSB will say the same thing.  :P

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I have a couple questions, that would best be answered by a girl.


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Are you a girl frog?


Obviously it didn't matter, and I wasn't intruding because I could answer the question accurately.  And yes, Panther, I can spontaneously switch my gender whenever I feel like it.  Didn't you know?  :P
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« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2004, 12:06:57 AM »
Yeah frog but he specifically asked for a woman's opinion...you gave yours  o_O

Oh and Panth, man that makes it look like you are worried about your "size" when I read that post  =P
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« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2004, 12:34:02 AM »
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Yeah frog but he specifically asked for a woman's opinion...you gave yours  o_O


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I can spontaneously switch my gender whenever I feel like it.


Plus I can sing higher than some girls.  :P
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« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2004, 02:51:52 AM »
to go with what TJ said
I have a friend who goes out with 25-30 girls a year
his only secret is he asks out just about every girl he meets
he expects to get rejected about 80% of the time so it never gets to him
he knows sooner or later one will say yes
if you want a girlfriend you just have to ask enough of them
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« Reply #18 on: March 24, 2004, 04:38:33 AM »
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Everyone is a jerk at some point in their life


*Political stab*

And some people are such jerks their whole lives that they invade innocent little countries that hasn't done anything.
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« Reply #19 on: March 24, 2004, 01:50:07 PM »
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I have a friend who goes out with 25-30 girls a year
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Ugh, can you say desperate?
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« Reply #20 on: March 24, 2004, 02:39:23 PM »
Is it just me, or do I experience the lack of such topics? Or ANY kind...?

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Oh and Panth, man that makes it look like you are worried about your "size" when I read that post =P

Pretty much every guy does worry, well, except the record-breakers :mrgreen:
And yes, size does matter, but not much. The differenc in the size isn't that big... Isn't the width that matters? :?

TJ Kat and Shardae speak the truth.
Nice guys are more subtle, not that brave and don't want to show off, which, to extent, shows one's confidence.
I speak from experience.
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1) Are all girls really b!7ches, or is it just me?

Not all. The masses are 817c+35, try finding a girl who is less dependent on the masses. That might help, although you'll have to wash dishes quite frequently :mrgreen:
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« Reply #21 on: March 24, 2004, 03:50:19 PM »
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Ugh, can you say desperate?


no it doesn't come across like that at all

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« Reply #22 on: March 24, 2004, 09:54:52 PM »
I'm assuming that when you guys say size, you mean your DICK, PENIS, MOJO GUN, SHAFT, TOOL........

Watching Discovery, interviews with random girls on the street, the majority does say that size DOES matter. I mean, if it's like, so small...then.....yeah.

I hope I have a decent size. :p I mean, pullin' and stuff should have extended it, right? :p :p :p

Black people have the longest, caucasians medium, asians the smallest. :p
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« Reply #23 on: March 24, 2004, 11:59:17 PM »
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if you want a girlfriend you just have to ask enough of them

Ugh. I really dislike girls now, actually, so that's a very disturbing thought...

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(of course its always a good idea to stop asking others after one says yes)

If you don't, you should be shot.

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Pretty much every guy does worry

That shows that he is vain. I, personally, never have. 'Course, I'm not the type of person that would ever be found in a situation where it would matter. So.... :rolleyes:

Oh, and, Frog: Wou're whacked (no, not that way! :grin: ).
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« Reply #24 on: March 25, 2004, 02:36:44 AM »
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